Now I am assuming that you have already gone through "First way" at least if not mastered. To tell good occasional lies you should have mastery of any one of the 10 ways and you will see how perfect life looks. I am not by any means suggesting that one should tell lie, however tell me what will you say to your boss when he caught you checking gmail in the office. Its when it is happening continuously for the last 5 days and your all deliverables are missing deadlines. The safest technique is to tell him some perfect lie so that instead of taking some tough decision he suggest how to check gmail in office safely. Though if we want to argue that lie is not good.. I agree as well.. but my suggestion at least learn these methods and to use them or not to use them always use your common sense.
Now in the first part I was telling about the characteristics of lie and they are
a) Neither Science and nor an art. Now Art and science always work as different sides of the same coin. However remember it is artistic nature of a person which helps him to tell a lie and combination of Heat, temperature, color of face and blood pressure should be within some threshold limits otherwise in drastic conditions you can get affected by various states of medical problems as well
b) It is suggested by nature (as in natural) itself. Already discussed about chameleon. However perfect example is weather, don't you know how weather departments are so unreliable, they generally don't lie but nature changes weather so perfectly that they always find them self within the unbelievable circle full of lies.
c) It produces reaction. Newton's third law suggest that every force has some counter
force or reaction, hence lie sometimes acts like a force and can result in reaction which can be positive and negative in nature. In case reaction is positively charged you might get some good or desirable result. However in case reaction is full of negative charge, you might lose something .. cannot say to what extent as all the outcomes varies in nature.
d) Unit of Lie: Sometimes in Newton (unit of Force) or Joules (energy), love or hate (philosophical unit)
e) Can affect stomach. This is good news for somebody and for rest a bell to consult the doctor. For some unknown reason, Lie affects stomach. Depending on some reasons (to be discussed in next way), it can cause constipation or lose motion. Higher level of acidity may happen as well. Whosoever suffering from constipation or lose motions should try at least try two lies a day for at least 3 days or till you get desired result.
Coming back to second way.
Steps this time to be followed are
a) Give a thought that Lie is all about good thing or bad
b) Stand beside a mirror in secluded place otherwise you might have some consequences that will covered in later ways.
c) Create expressions on your face based on step a
d) Speak the lie in moderate voice but with expression in your voice
e) Bring smile in your voice if lie is about good thing
f) Bring little heaviness in voice if lie is about something bad
g) Repeat step d to e at least 5 times or as many times till you feel normal in saying lie without much effort
h) Go to the object to whom lie has to be told
i) repeat the performance
j) If you see your expressions in objects eyes (sad for sad and smile for smile), then you have done it
k) If expression is reverse (sad for smile or smile for sad), you are caught. At once assume same ditto expression of object and use some contingency plan (I will discuss them in later ways).
Hope you are enjoying telling lies by now. Try to tell as much as possible in a day and note down in a book how many success and failures. If you haven't yet started to tell lying, never mind by the time you will reach 10th way I bet you can hardly wait to tell one. Till next time take care and have great lies:)
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