Death of Journalist & Lady on Crossroad - Final Part

She smiled and asked him with same melodious voice “Ain’t you waiting for me here!” . He felt like getting caught, then eventually spoke “Who are you?”
“Does it matter? I was too looking for you.”
“Me! Why? Do you know me?”
“If you don’t mind can we walk” she touched his hand. He almost fainted, her touch was so tender and smooth, he lost his consciousness.
“Are you new to Ely?”
“From last 5 years, I am working in downtown.”
“Never seen ya before. Anyway what you do?”
“Crime Journalist”
“Sounds interesting”
He was holding her hand tightly. Her hand was so cold, despite wearing long Jacket, inside he was shivering.
“What you do?”
She just smiled, he was dumbstruck, she was so white and her long black hairs were drifting in air.
“Are you covering the famous serial killer of Becky Peak?” She asked with so coldness, that he stumbled.
“Who are you?” He asked leaving her hand. He suddenly looked around himself, within short time they were near some park. It was little foggy so he could not make out where exactly they were. “What is this place?” He asked looking around everything.
She smiled and tried to hold his hand “Don’t you find me attractive?”
He tried not to hold her, but something in him tighten the grip on her fingers. “What are you doing to me?” He started to feel the strangeness in the air.
“Don’t you realize what is all about Josh!” Her voice is stiff now.
“Josh!” He repeated.. “I am not Josh!”.. suddenly he was finding difficult to stand.. fog was getting more dense. He felt her grip started to lose.
“I know!” There was sadness in her voice.. he could hear her slow sobbing.
Suddenly she loosen her hand and started to ran. “Hey tell me who are you?” He ran before her, but he found he almost lost his all energy and just fallen. Blood was oozing out of his deep cut in head, he was losing conscious every minute.

From a distance she turned back, looked at him, smiled. She started to move towards him, took his cold and almost dead hand. “Josh.. no you are not Josh.. no “ She was loud then started to cry. Her wail was getting louder with the dense white fog. Next moment, she stopped crying, she started walking towards the cemetery which was getting visible after fog was getting thin. After a while she disappeared, he was still lying in the blood, slowly he was losing his breath and getting numb.

Death of Journalist & Lady on Crossroad - Part 1

He was driving car from crossroads, he saw her crossing the road unaware of everything. Literally two cars ahead of him bumped into each other, but God forbid there was not a single visible damage done. Because he saw her from the distance he slowed down his Honda Accord. He witnessed the incidence, what made him zapped was her reaction. She didn’t even turned but went ahead as nothing happened, though the sound of screeching tyres was deafening.
It occurred to him first that she might be under some influence of drugs or alcohol. But her way of walking was consistent and slow, it appeared that she is engrossed in some deep thought. From back her blue long skirt and open hairs was making her look pretty. Her long slender legs were giving her more appealing look. He was so much trapped in looking at her, that cars behind him started to honk. He smiled at himself and then suddenly she looked at him, straight into eyes. Her white skin was dazzling in the darkness, her eyes were shining as they were wet. She was standing at least four meters from his car, but he felt he can even touch her. Her smooth skin was flawless and he got completely lost into her. Cars behind him again honked, this time he heard loud curse too. He changed the gayer and accelerated his car.
After reaching home, still her face was before his eyes. He didn’t feel like eating and just made himself a drink and switched on the TV. For some reason NEWS was not making any sense and while drinking his hands started to tremble. There was little uneasiness also in the body. He switched off the light, went straight to bed.

Unlike last night, this time he started for home little early. Sun was still visible, but was about to set. Dusk in Ely- old city in Nevada, makes life so happening, that’s the reason despite grown up in DC, he was getting settled here. When turning towards the same crossroad where he saw her last night, his throat was dry. He felt something burning inside. Dante’s Bar on the mid way to cross roads was empty at this hour. Night life of the city was about to start, hence parking was no issue. He opened the door and waitress came running towards him, “Sir, we are not open yet, still have 5 minutes”.
Awkwardly, he smiled “Am sorry, can I wait if you don’t mind”.
She looked to him without any emotion “Off course, come in”
“thanks a lot! “ He embarrassingly smiled. “Anytime sir! Can I bring something to drink” She asked giving him the way.
“Anything you prefer!”
He sat near the window. His eyes started to look for her on the crossroads. What a Fool I am- he thought and smiled to himself. He didn’t know who was she, where she lived and still some vague hope made him to look for her. Impossible!
After 1 hour, he asked for the bill. Waitress brought that immediately as she was waiting for him to go.
Outside it was pretty cold. He again looked at the same place, he saw her last night, he felt more coldness. “Are you looking for me?” His feet got frozen, she was standing on his right looking straight into his eyes. She was so beautiful and her prominent looks with little shadow of the street light making her more pretty. He could not speak, just mumbled “.. Aha.. no!”

How to do Meditation- Pravachan by Shri Sexanada

Recorded by Sri Swami Lusts (Brackets have Swami’s thoughts)



My (inside: fellow mistresses , lovers and gay friends ….oops) dear followers and new joinee’s, today I am going to show you, nope tell you how to do perfect(inside: sex .. nah) meditation in standing position. The only pre-requisite for this meditation is willingness and complete surrender to me (Guruji smiles and moist his lips while looking at young girl in the front row, she smiles back with small kiss). Now please stand up at your places and take off (inside: your clothes.. ) your tensions. Make yourself comfortable and breath slowly. Concentrate on me.. (inside: oh I love your look young lady.) Keep distance among yourself, (inside: only I can touch you.. ) no need to touch one another (inside: today we won’t play orgy.. its individual versus me only). Now my (inside: lovely sweetie pie) dear fellows, close your eyes (inside: think in your mind just me and you, that too without anything on our bodies).. just think (inside: what a scoundrel I am .. ha ha ha) you are all child of God (inside: Nonsense, I don’t believe that shit myself.. oh my god this girl will take my breath ).. and simply surrender to Him (inside: Girl I need you to surrender to me.. cutie .. and what a bunch of fools .. you people hahaha).. and smile inside (inside: I am dying of this laughter inside .. my God.. how easy to cheat these swine’s). Think you are feeling bliss inside (inside: My God.. I can only think of me and her and sex.. what a mess .. ).. Child – moving towards the young lady. –She opens her eyes-. – why my child your mind is so flickering? (inside: My love .. what a body you have.. I am sure to attain god .. if I will get you?). – She smiles and looks everywhere.. all are keeping closed eyes, Guru I need your personal guidance (inside: Yes I need to give it you.. ok great.. today at 11:00)- Child visit me after my night meditation, we will clear all your doubts- God is great (Inside: what a luck man.. I am going crazyJ)

Now as I assume your meditation is complete (inside: my work is done.. you cheap fellas.. I am dying from this urge of sex) .. please open your eyes.. slowly (inside: holy cow.. make it fast you peaces of shit).. and take deep breath (inside: whatever you have to take .. just leave.. I have to go to bathroom as well).. now please take your places.. its time for me to go for second level meditation in seclusion and brother Lusty will start aarti and have bliss inside. Aum(inside: what a waste of time.. first I have to go to bathroom .. then I will have evening drink with two leg pieces and by the time I will be done.. my night life will be all set for today)



Whispers among crowd—I feel he is avatar of Vishnu..One old lady – He came to my dreams from then my headache is completely gone. The young lady from front row has started to run.. she has to start the string operation and for that Camera man has to be called at once.

Breaking NEWS: Aliens caught in Nebraska

Our personal correspondent has got this secret news from one of the leading source at US Secret agency after paying some undisclosed amount. It seems that around 5AM EST some Unidentified Flying Object was landed at the Airport. What scared the airport authority was flying object didn't ask for any permission to land but landed on the top of the General gathering airport after security checking. As soon as it landed one of the guy in security CCTV monitoring area, who was originally busy in some adult chatting with supposed to be girl in DC but found to be a Guy sitting in Panama city, noticed change in the color of the screen from colored to some bizarre color (He claimed he was wearing vest of the same color but for some personal reason he couldn't show that). After few seconds few security personals were found missing (though later on they were recovered from basement indulged in some activity which cannot be told to general public) and head of the security raise the bell. At once whole state was put on high alert and all the geo-stationary satellite was made to focus on Nebraska and neighboring states (though by mistake they initially focused on the house in Germany where Angelina and Brad were focusing on each other however the mistake was soon acknowledged and corrected, for general public that portion of the recording is blurred as it can cause unwanted panic). Once FBI sealed the whole airport they zeroed down on two aliens (FBI still claim they were aliens however an eyewitness claims they were young boys sleeping on the waiting seats though snoring little loud) as they were talking to each other in some encrypted language. FBI has recorded their voices and has sent to some laboratory at some undisclosed location in Arctic to decipher the meaning. It appears initially as their voice was loud that they were in some disagreement with each other but on later stage voice was slow and uneven that they reached some agreement and they were planning some malicious activity. Our correspondent is unavailable for comment further as he is under utter shock after listening to their voices. Exact planetary position of these aliens could not be confirmed. UFO was seen from naked eye of the eyewitness though exact picture of it is unavailable as eyewitness was not wearing glasses hence taken the pictures in the wrong direction however shadow confirms that due to UFO whole area near airport was literally witnessed high shadow zone. Because of rain as well the feet marks of aliens too got washed away. We are constantly in touch with our correspondent Deepak Chaurasia and any further development will be updated as soon as it will be received.

Ten ways to tell a perfect lie: Second way

Now I am assuming that you have already gone through "First way" at least if not mastered. To tell good occasional lies you should have mastery of any one of the 10 ways and you will see how perfect life looks. I am not by any means suggesting that one should tell lie, however tell me what will you say to your boss when he caught you checking gmail in the office. Its when it is happening continuously for the last 5 days and your all deliverables are missing deadlines. The safest technique is to tell him some perfect lie so that instead of taking some tough decision he suggest how to check gmail in office safely. Though if we want to argue that lie is not good.. I agree as well.. but my suggestion at least learn these methods and to use them or not to use them always use your common sense.
Now in the first part I was telling about the characteristics of lie and they are
a) Neither Science and nor an art. Now Art and science always work as different sides of the same coin. However remember it is artistic nature of a person which helps him to tell a lie and combination of Heat, temperature, color of face and blood pressure should be within some threshold limits otherwise in drastic conditions you can get affected by various states of medical problems as well
b) It is suggested by nature (as in natural) itself. Already discussed about chameleon. However perfect example is weather, don't you know how weather departments are so unreliable, they generally don't lie but nature changes weather so perfectly that they always find them self within the unbelievable circle full of lies.
c) It produces reaction. Newton's third law suggest that every force has some counter
force or reaction, hence lie sometimes acts like a force and can result in reaction which can be positive and negative in nature. In case reaction is positively charged you might get some good or desirable result. However in case reaction is full of negative charge, you might lose something .. cannot say to what extent as all the outcomes varies in nature.
d) Unit of Lie: Sometimes in Newton (unit of Force) or Joules (energy), love or hate (philosophical unit)
e) Can affect stomach. This is good news for somebody and for rest a bell to consult the doctor. For some unknown reason, Lie affects stomach. Depending on some reasons (to be discussed in next way), it can cause constipation or lose motion. Higher level of acidity may happen as well. Whosoever suffering from constipation or lose motions should try at least try two lies a day for at least 3 days or till you get desired result.

Coming back to second way.
Steps this time to be followed are
a) Give a thought that Lie is all about good thing or bad
b) Stand beside a mirror in secluded place otherwise you might have some consequences that will covered in later ways.
c) Create expressions on your face based on step a
d) Speak the lie in moderate voice but with expression in your voice
e) Bring smile in your voice if lie is about good thing
f) Bring little heaviness in voice if lie is about something bad
g) Repeat step d to e at least 5 times or as many times till you feel normal in saying lie without much effort
h) Go to the object to whom lie has to be told
i) repeat the performance
j) If you see your expressions in objects eyes (sad for sad and smile for smile), then you have done it
k) If expression is reverse (sad for smile or smile for sad), you are caught. At once assume same ditto expression of object and use some contingency plan (I will discuss them in later ways).

Hope you are enjoying telling lies by now. Try to tell as much as possible in a day and note down in a book how many success and failures. If you haven't yet started to tell lying, never mind by the time you will reach 10th way I bet you can hardly wait to tell one. Till next time take care and have great lies:)

Ten ways to tell a perfect lie: First Way

Now I don't want to tell people they should lie .. however there are times when you have to must tell a lie. For example when your girlfriend comes without deodorant and gives you tight hug, despite how much you are repelled you have to tell her "You smell awful.. oops awesome today.. what are you wearing? " and she will smile on the perfect lie "Nothing love!!" and though you knew the answer.. just to make more numbers to get them cashed at some later stage in lie.. na Life.. you throw just another lie "Your body odor itself is perfume sweety pie" .. and voila.. you made the numbers!!!
Now coming back to original topic. As little background about lie a) It is not science nor an art. In fact it is mix of both. Art because you require so much of preparation and imagination, when suddenly it fails you never know.Science because there are rules and perfect conditions otherwise lie doesn't work. In case pressure on one's face is too much and color of the face is too red you will be easily caught. I will go into details in the second series of the topic. b) It is basic ingredient of the nature. Now as if I have kicked the hornets nest, you will accuse me saying dude nature don't lie. Perfect!! and you believe it don't you.. what will you call camouflage of an chameleon. Details again in IInd series of the topic.
Coming straight to first way of telling lie:Steps to follow:
a) Take a deep breath and relax
b) Remove any existing tensions from your body.. don't pray though.. although God doesn't kill you for lying but your face can change color
c) Repeat lie twice.. you are about to tell someone, believe with strong desire
d) Repeat the step c) two more times
e) Now go slowly towards the object to whom the lie has to be told
f) Don't change the emotional scale of your face
g) First look into the eyes of the object and then at his/her chin
h) Speak in normal tone the lie you practiced in step c)
i) In case object listen and doesn't respond.. assume you hit the nail
j) In case object counter question do step a and b immediately however start praying as well. Remember nobody can shot a deer in very first hunting. You need to practice it.
Try with small steps and small lies!!!
Though without example steps seldom makes sense, still I guarantee you I will give step by step example.. till then keep practicing First Way to tell lie... All the best!!!!
In case you are too scared with first step, I recommend just concentrate theory part, I will come to exact practical part in later lessons.

Why All American Super Heroes wear underwear over pants?

In the beginning all Americans Super hero’s used to wear underwear underneath the pants. However despite they didn't look so bad, the disgusting feeling of nudity always used to haunt them. They used to be part of the secret societies of super hero’s known as Super Judgment league.
That day was chosen for the most critical decision of their lives. It was almost midnight when suddenly superman flew away only wearing his blue pant but forgot his red underwear. When he recalled that, he was in the middle of the battle and he was about to save the world. At this point, he simply could not go back and wear his underwear and the damage suddenly was done. After he won the war, he suddenly called all the super heroes, including Spiderman, Batman, X-Men etc for that urgent meeting.
Though everybody was busy in keeping the society of US terror free, the agenda was so urgent that they procrastinated everything and joined the conclave.
Super Man stared everybody with the question of his life time. This was the second thing in his whole life that scared him the most, after Krypton. When he started to spill the beans of his fear, there was the pin drop silence of in the room. When Super Man asked each and every one, if the same has ever happened with them as well. All the super heroes find that question too personal and embarrassing. What scared Super Man more was when Cat Woman asked him if she can consult her lawyer before answering the question. When they took the sacred oath of not disclosing the answers outside the conclave and all the answers will be buried as soon as they will take the shape, Bat Man culled all the possible power within and admitted that one day, when he was suddenly called by the Joker one night, his whole attire was intact minus underwear, and he took his bat car to reach the destination. Whole time his mind was preoccupied by the fear of not wearing the underwear that Joker was almost defeated him. Suddenly Robin shared his spared underwear and he used his ability to hide to wear that and he won. What displayed to his fans was after all something else and all secrets are actually hide’s reality.
Tears start to fall from all super heroes eyes when Bat Man finished his engrossing story. Spider Man didn't disclose the whole incidence however admitted he too had forgotten his underwear at the several occasions. However everybody was remained in awe when Sabertooth admitted that he was not wearing underwear at that very moment of conclave as the meeting was called in the hurry and he had his habit of sleeping wearing nothing.
"Now this thing has to come to an end or else our survival will be biggest question mark" Superman uttered these words with so much emotion that his hand was shivering.
"What do you all suggest???" Batman asked everyone in the room.
There was sound of whispers and voices of sobbing.
After 1 hour of struggle and when chaos started to happen in outside world where all the possible survived villain came out of hibernation, Fantastic Four suggested "Though we know it will look silly but only way we can confirm that we are wearing underwear is to wear that over our pants. What you all say?"
And then there was a big applause.. there was bright light in their eyes and emotion level was so much high. Our stud Bat Man was trying to hide his falling tears when he was moving out. Rest is all history.