Breaking NEWS: Aliens caught in Nebraska

Our personal correspondent has got this secret news from one of the leading source at US Secret agency after paying some undisclosed amount. It seems that around 5AM EST some Unidentified Flying Object was landed at the Airport. What scared the airport authority was flying object didn't ask for any permission to land but landed on the top of the General gathering airport after security checking. As soon as it landed one of the guy in security CCTV monitoring area, who was originally busy in some adult chatting with supposed to be girl in DC but found to be a Guy sitting in Panama city, noticed change in the color of the screen from colored to some bizarre color (He claimed he was wearing vest of the same color but for some personal reason he couldn't show that). After few seconds few security personals were found missing (though later on they were recovered from basement indulged in some activity which cannot be told to general public) and head of the security raise the bell. At once whole state was put on high alert and all the geo-stationary satellite was made to focus on Nebraska and neighboring states (though by mistake they initially focused on the house in Germany where Angelina and Brad were focusing on each other however the mistake was soon acknowledged and corrected, for general public that portion of the recording is blurred as it can cause unwanted panic). Once FBI sealed the whole airport they zeroed down on two aliens (FBI still claim they were aliens however an eyewitness claims they were young boys sleeping on the waiting seats though snoring little loud) as they were talking to each other in some encrypted language. FBI has recorded their voices and has sent to some laboratory at some undisclosed location in Arctic to decipher the meaning. It appears initially as their voice was loud that they were in some disagreement with each other but on later stage voice was slow and uneven that they reached some agreement and they were planning some malicious activity. Our correspondent is unavailable for comment further as he is under utter shock after listening to their voices. Exact planetary position of these aliens could not be confirmed. UFO was seen from naked eye of the eyewitness though exact picture of it is unavailable as eyewitness was not wearing glasses hence taken the pictures in the wrong direction however shadow confirms that due to UFO whole area near airport was literally witnessed high shadow zone. Because of rain as well the feet marks of aliens too got washed away. We are constantly in touch with our correspondent Deepak Chaurasia and any further development will be updated as soon as it will be received.

Ten ways to tell a perfect lie: Second way

Now I am assuming that you have already gone through "First way" at least if not mastered. To tell good occasional lies you should have mastery of any one of the 10 ways and you will see how perfect life looks. I am not by any means suggesting that one should tell lie, however tell me what will you say to your boss when he caught you checking gmail in the office. Its when it is happening continuously for the last 5 days and your all deliverables are missing deadlines. The safest technique is to tell him some perfect lie so that instead of taking some tough decision he suggest how to check gmail in office safely. Though if we want to argue that lie is not good.. I agree as well.. but my suggestion at least learn these methods and to use them or not to use them always use your common sense.
Now in the first part I was telling about the characteristics of lie and they are
a) Neither Science and nor an art. Now Art and science always work as different sides of the same coin. However remember it is artistic nature of a person which helps him to tell a lie and combination of Heat, temperature, color of face and blood pressure should be within some threshold limits otherwise in drastic conditions you can get affected by various states of medical problems as well
b) It is suggested by nature (as in natural) itself. Already discussed about chameleon. However perfect example is weather, don't you know how weather departments are so unreliable, they generally don't lie but nature changes weather so perfectly that they always find them self within the unbelievable circle full of lies.
c) It produces reaction. Newton's third law suggest that every force has some counter
force or reaction, hence lie sometimes acts like a force and can result in reaction which can be positive and negative in nature. In case reaction is positively charged you might get some good or desirable result. However in case reaction is full of negative charge, you might lose something .. cannot say to what extent as all the outcomes varies in nature.
d) Unit of Lie: Sometimes in Newton (unit of Force) or Joules (energy), love or hate (philosophical unit)
e) Can affect stomach. This is good news for somebody and for rest a bell to consult the doctor. For some unknown reason, Lie affects stomach. Depending on some reasons (to be discussed in next way), it can cause constipation or lose motion. Higher level of acidity may happen as well. Whosoever suffering from constipation or lose motions should try at least try two lies a day for at least 3 days or till you get desired result.

Coming back to second way.
Steps this time to be followed are
a) Give a thought that Lie is all about good thing or bad
b) Stand beside a mirror in secluded place otherwise you might have some consequences that will covered in later ways.
c) Create expressions on your face based on step a
d) Speak the lie in moderate voice but with expression in your voice
e) Bring smile in your voice if lie is about good thing
f) Bring little heaviness in voice if lie is about something bad
g) Repeat step d to e at least 5 times or as many times till you feel normal in saying lie without much effort
h) Go to the object to whom lie has to be told
i) repeat the performance
j) If you see your expressions in objects eyes (sad for sad and smile for smile), then you have done it
k) If expression is reverse (sad for smile or smile for sad), you are caught. At once assume same ditto expression of object and use some contingency plan (I will discuss them in later ways).

Hope you are enjoying telling lies by now. Try to tell as much as possible in a day and note down in a book how many success and failures. If you haven't yet started to tell lying, never mind by the time you will reach 10th way I bet you can hardly wait to tell one. Till next time take care and have great lies:)

Ten ways to tell a perfect lie: First Way

Now I don't want to tell people they should lie .. however there are times when you have to must tell a lie. For example when your girlfriend comes without deodorant and gives you tight hug, despite how much you are repelled you have to tell her "You smell awful.. oops awesome today.. what are you wearing? " and she will smile on the perfect lie "Nothing love!!" and though you knew the answer.. just to make more numbers to get them cashed at some later stage in lie.. na Life.. you throw just another lie "Your body odor itself is perfume sweety pie" .. and voila.. you made the numbers!!!
Now coming back to original topic. As little background about lie a) It is not science nor an art. In fact it is mix of both. Art because you require so much of preparation and imagination, when suddenly it fails you never know.Science because there are rules and perfect conditions otherwise lie doesn't work. In case pressure on one's face is too much and color of the face is too red you will be easily caught. I will go into details in the second series of the topic. b) It is basic ingredient of the nature. Now as if I have kicked the hornets nest, you will accuse me saying dude nature don't lie. Perfect!! and you believe it don't you.. what will you call camouflage of an chameleon. Details again in IInd series of the topic.
Coming straight to first way of telling lie:Steps to follow:
a) Take a deep breath and relax
b) Remove any existing tensions from your body.. don't pray though.. although God doesn't kill you for lying but your face can change color
c) Repeat lie twice.. you are about to tell someone, believe with strong desire
d) Repeat the step c) two more times
e) Now go slowly towards the object to whom the lie has to be told
f) Don't change the emotional scale of your face
g) First look into the eyes of the object and then at his/her chin
h) Speak in normal tone the lie you practiced in step c)
i) In case object listen and doesn't respond.. assume you hit the nail
j) In case object counter question do step a and b immediately however start praying as well. Remember nobody can shot a deer in very first hunting. You need to practice it.
Try with small steps and small lies!!!
Though without example steps seldom makes sense, still I guarantee you I will give step by step example.. till then keep practicing First Way to tell lie... All the best!!!!
In case you are too scared with first step, I recommend just concentrate theory part, I will come to exact practical part in later lessons.